Upcoming party: Fucking mirror!!

By M de Barbès for The Parisian Post

Vogue Paris celebrates the forms in its issue of June / July 2012.

Here we are finally, a few more weeks to go before you take off on vacation. You’ve  booked your tickets and the rental but have you thought about how one year of Parisian nightlife has left you?

Trying to squeeze into your beautiful swimsuit which you bought in the first year of private sales, you realise that  playing sports on the dance floor is not the ideal solution if you want to look like the cover of the latest TÊTU magazine.

M de Barbès will give you some tips to avoid any abdominal depression.

First of all, leave aside your hype sneakers and go get those which are designed to sculpt your body, yes yes, the ones you’ve only used twice, once to give you a clear conscience and the second time when you went to the market.

They’re on your feet and you’re going to have to find real energy for that workout which will get your back in shape.  And, while you listen to Hyphen Hyphen, you’ll understand why you have to have that bottle of water right by you throughout this workout.

This is your first step towards reason. It’s  difficult for you to forego a night out, to not have your  music, so why not go to 114 rue Oberkampf and join the « Night Athletes  » where you’ll  participate in a real dance battle, leaving sweat and calories  on the floor with your latest new find : ACNE (Sweden is just too…) .

So there you go,  two tips where I’ve made no mention of  alcohol, and I don’t  imagine you’ll give into it after this  abdominomusical advice!

Without having actually lived the  situation myself, here’s my last tip  which will help you jog just that little bit further along the Ourcq Canal, or up and down the slopes of les Buttes de Chaumont: add to your MP3 a mix from Fabric – there are 63 of them, together with the last part where you’ll rediscover Levon Vincent at the controls of a minimum mix as heavy as Berghain.

So now that you have all you need to show off and strutt your stuff on the beach, here’s the ultimate test. Go to la Villette enchantée to enjoy a mix in the sun while you enjoy your aperitifs in a sun lounger every Friday and Saturday night – the best way to melt a summer Parisienne or any other ‘Miss Frigidaire’.

M from Barbès

M from Barbès’ next column will appear beginning of next week at www.TheParisianPost.com

Upcoming party recap:

  • The Shoes, the Olympia, June 13
  • Les nuits sonores de de Lyon
  • Festival Villette Sonique
  • Days Off festival, from June 30 to July 9, 2012 – Info here
  • Laurent Garnier, le Trianon, 1st July
  • Damien Rice, Thursday 05 July 2012 – 20:00 – Salle Pleyel
  • Hot Chip, Saturday 07 July 2012 – 20:00 – Cité de la musique
  • Antony and the Johnsons, Tuesday 03 July 2012 – 20:00 – Salle Pleyel

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